Ewww, disgusting. Yucky coleslaw!! No thank yo…Wait, is it homemade or store bought?

Wow, this is unjust AND incorrect …you completely forgot how they also arrest them on false charges and shoot everything that moves. Also nowadays they help to kidnap and deport people.
Next time mention it, or else!!!

1000% Tariff on all Braun shavers in 3…2…

Oh yeah, besties indeed. Crikey, you should read about the, ahem, forceful shenanigans they got up to in the past.

Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.

Good. And while you’re at it close all your other stores, fucking parasite.

I see 2 options here:
Getting kidnapped and imprisoned now (whether that’s by ‘real’ police or fake)
Or.
Shooting the mask wearing weirdos now and maybe potentially possibly getting imprisoned later.

Out of these two choices I know which I’d take.

Hopefully the next iteration of this image the face will get noticeably bigger. And the one after that bigger still.

Ewww, I’m not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?

Only really stupid people or money launderers would buy that stock because the moment that fat cunt dies (soon, and painful, hopefully) that app will be a ghost town.

Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?

For fucks sake, me too.

(I apologise for the above meltdown)

Did both countries come to him almost simultaneously with tears in their eyes?

Too weak, you say?

“What do you have to hide?”

Grizzly murders. Loads of them!!

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J/k. It’s my privacy. All those horrific murders were really easy to get away with, keeping my privacy private however…

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee account is the only one I have, and that’s closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it’s all a win/win for me.

Whoa, that typo nearly knocked this discussion off the rails…

I’ll have you know he’s seeing a medical professional at least once a day. Sometimes multiple times!!!

(On an absolutely and completely unrelated note ketamine dealers are medical professionals, yeah?)

Yeah, well, it’s time to start breaking down some fucking doors then because they don’t give a shit about anything else except their own personal safety.