He is copying Orbán in Hungary. He also “starved” the capital city because they elected an opposition mayor. The city is near bankruptcy at the moment. But hey, mini Trump also wanted to ban the Pride march there last Saturday, and as a result he made it the biggest mass event of the past 10 years.

So if things happen similarly, Trump might be able to actually do this, but it might just ruin his chances at the next election - provided there will be another one, according to him.

Things that are not bugs:

• snails/slugs
• rats/mice
• other insects that are not bugs
• poop of any state and origin
• thugs

If I were you, I wood.

You know what, I wouldn’t even bother if it happened once. I wouldn’t like to be in the same situation, and while I would ask first, I understand we’re not the same. The moment it happens the second time, though… Pure laxative with white food colouring.

At least a kitchen AK

“Just call me Fob”

Free child care might inspire adults to have more kids. Even more people working, more productivity, etc.

Have you ever seen asbestos catch fire? Me neither. So it’s your choice what you’d prefer breathing in.

Braking Mews

Don Detray-Torr - Whit House Correspondent

And the whole ass fine print under it that I’m too lazy to copy

Yeah, and let the husband wear the bras, too!

It’s the adult Tom&Jerry.

They found a 4000 year old bagless vacuum cleaner the other day.

Yeah, it’s common knowledge that the bagless feature was introduced 3200 years ago.

So is that the same reason agent Krasnov was so hesitant?

Look, it’s sunny outside and the beach is packed! Time to go Jillboarding.

Wow, you have yet another thing in common : ). Jokes aside, it’s crazy how many things games can teach you about.

Hungary has the same system. Or “half five” actually being 16:30. It’s been hella fun getting used to “half five” meaning 17:30. Constant confusion.

Grove Street for life, homie.

Pay gride

Me, refusing to look up the straight answer online and trying to find the FRIENDS apartment only using the intro, going on Google Street View and finding it, before GeoguessR became a thing.