I’ve got no problem with the people bearing arms so they may rise up against a tryannical government… like one that has masked goons kidnapping farm workers and meat packers.

Maybe someday we’ll honor the 14th amendment, nullifying 47th’s term, rendering all of his pardons void

You know, since enemies of the US cannot hold office

I figured it was just a rando maga reciting a buzz phrase

Sounds like something a bully would say when he realizes he’s outnumbered.

Does he pound his chest and say “I’ll fight you!” with his voice cracking

Tactical vest and basketball shorts, classic combo

They had to vote against the mixed-race woman, of course, because the racist misogynist men who give them their orders don’t care about a travel ban that only affects the peasants.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Prompt AI to make small-titty gals yourself.

Imitation*

Spoiler alert… he did that 5 years ago, too.

I don’t know if that’s reason enough to get help. What’s the harm?

What have you done

“You got a vasectomy because it was forced on you for having low IQ. I got a vasectomy because I refuse to subject another human to this batshit world. We are not the same.”

Oh yeah!

So he calls the parents’ cell phones from the house phone.

shelters can be pretty dangerous and worse than the streets

That’s troubling. What’s the solution here?

“Built in Washington state” key bit of info there

I think I read somewhere that they use Albuquerque as a training area

Y’all, elect me President. I’d go to ALL the intelligence meetings.

Some techbro CEO at the correspondent’s dinner