It’s gonna be the biggest most beautiful swamp you’ve ever seen. People tell me all the time I’m the best at swamps, they say “wOw you are so good at making swamps.” And they’re right I’m gonna make the deepest swamp in the history of this country.

Im 169 days into quitting and I’m ready to start up again

Could be a good career move. Look at Nelson Mandela; he died in prison and then became president.

First step, give the banana a mouth

Excuse me sir, your fly is down

I always thought toad was a mushroom, like a toadstool

The Mogh Benchy

Strongly disagree. Survival of the fittest based eugenics is not acceptable. Stupid people don’t deserve to suffer.

This is true, but we don’t need people putting glue on their pizza. These people used to have a person to ask now they’ll be asking Sam Altman

Definitely just dumb as shit. He bought PayPal, Tesla, and spacex after someone else did all the work. He has no intellectual achievements. Fortunately for him he was born into money and is a sociopath so despite being a moron he’s the richest man on earth and I have to look at his stupid face every day.

I never make less than a whole box

This is, without a doubt, the best idea Steve Bannon has ever had.

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You mean the first height of beans. (It’ll come back around)

Now this is a billion dollar idea

Bro is really high out of his mind in the Oval Office and still not the craziest person in the room

I’m on track to do the same right now. Was virtually sedentary until January of this year and now I’m doing 25 miles a week and get grumpy when I can’t run.

I fucking guarantee you miss Rachel posted real children

This is so dumb… it hits your bicep a little too